The Greatest Story Ever Told: Anthology Windows game

Full descriptions of all the seperate games:

TGSET 1:

Once upon a time, some jackass decided to try out RPG Maker XP out of boredom during the summer.

With it, he made a little game called "The Greatest Story Ever Told".

The game was unsurprisingly bad and unpolished, and now its still bad but somewhat more polished!

The story was really simple, The Guy decides to buy some milk, but realizes hes getting robbed! after beating the shit outta the robbers, he goes on a grand journey through literall hell, caves, deserts, cities, mountains, corrupted messes and back, killing the literal god and satan themselves, meeting new friends such as Johnny! an average guy who just wanted to help The Guy on his journey and meet a new friend. There was also a few enemies, but mainly just demons, remind me to add some more enemies in a future update!

...Yeah, for a game titled "The Greatest Story Ever Told" theres not alot of story in it, but it was made with complete disregard for any sort of quality so its not too much of a surprise.

Reexpirience the legendary story of The Guy with additional content including:

- Redone visuals

- Fixed Bugs

- QOL Improvements

- Achievements!

- New Teammates

- The Ultimate Challange

TGSET 2:

TGSET 2 is a slightly more Grezzo 2/Postal 2 inspired (and actually "borrows" alot of sounds and such from both of them) sequel to an RPGMXP Game made by some jackass with too much free time on the summer and a trial of RPGMXP. TGSET 1 was a bit lacking and this sequel aims to keep and ramp up the stupidity of its predecessor while also bringing an assload of more stuff.

The Guy is back again to deliver an ass kicking of astronomical proportions!
After going through hell, heaven and back in TGSET 1 he got jailed for something he did.

Alright, im not exactly sure what i was going for with this games story, i kinda wrote it as i made it, so ill try to summarize it here:

Now everyone loves cereal, especially The Guy so he decides to escape prison and get some cereal to go along with his milk.
With a new prisoner friend by his side, The Guy will have to fight his way through the bullshit of the town i couldnt be bothered with naming, through caves, rat infested churches, cities and mystery fluid induced trips, The Guy and his pals will go through anything to get some goodass cereal!

- A variety of music and asstets stolen from different sources

- Stupidly overpowered and goofy weapons

- 2 Paths filled with the most unexpectedably stupid stuff you can imagine

- Plenty of various enemies

- The ability to piss in battle and outside of battle. this is my favorite feature.

AND WITH THE NEW DELUXE EDITION, YOU ALSO GET...

- Improved visuals!

- Better endings (Sorta..)!

- More Weapons, Armors and Items!

- Bug fixes!

TGSET 3:

After about 6 months of primarily laziness and getting distracted by different projects, the final demo for The Greatest Story Ever Told 3 is finally here, and this time its an actual attempt at a story, with 50 minutes of exciting asskickery, tons of enemies, goofy weapons and ridiculous maps and characers this game is guaranteed to blow your mind! ...I hope.

After a plethera of incidents in TGSET 2, The Guy ends up in a hospital with a head wound and severe gonorrhea. Yet this hospital is no ordinary hospital!

So after battling your way through doctors and crazed patients, youre set out for the wild wild world. Everyone is out to kick your ass, yet all you wanna do is go home and have your damn breakfast!

Sadly life never goes your way, so you get tangled in some peculiar guys "quests", your head wound makes you hallucinate off your balls, and your gonorrhea is getting worse and worse!

Fight your way through several wacky balls of the walls enemies, meet new friends and enemies, Use the dinkiest of objects as weaponry and armor, all that and so much more once i finally finish this damn game! So what the hell are you waiting for?! beat the SHIT out of the download button!

THIS GAME INCLUDES OR WILL INCLUDE AWESOME THINGS SUCH AS:
- A soundtrack of lovely lovely music!
- A plethera of weapons and armors!
- 2 branching paths with completely different endings!
- An enhanced mode for more replayability!
- A whole lotta enemies to kill!
- A fishing minigame, maybe..
- And so much more!