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I'm taking a long walk down a lonesome road. Which is, to wit, the task of taking the piss out of the rapidly-degenerating industry and community...one drop at a time. I remember long ago before memes, before Youtube...Before Consolitis seized the industry in an epidemic of massive proportions. I remember long ago when it was only your parents and sheltered children who played puzzle games, before every vegan man with a beard began developing them. I remember a time when games were good, before they featured moral overtones...when they were finished and polished by talented people who had wonderful work ethic and a dream they followed to the ends of the Earth...and plasma rifles were in vogue. I remember a time before everyone thought they could be developers - because they really couldn't; a time when people weren't afraid to say bad things about a game. And that's why I'll always be looming in the shadows, ready to take the piss out of them. For I am...THE PISSTAKER GENERAL!

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Pisstaker_General - - 3 comments @ The Forgotten Ones

This game was broken before. I do hope that has been fixed....gentlemen.

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Pisstaker_General - - 3 comments @ Thief

Garbage. What did you do to my favorite childhood franchise?! You took the **** out of it and now, I'll take the **** out of you!

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Pisstaker_General - - 3 comments @ Blinding Dark

The Demo was god-awful, god-awful and broken beyond words. But the screens I'm seeing do not reflect god-awful or broken...I see you fellows really picked it up. The Undying reference is what got me interested, but, really, if you want to sell the game, the Demo is NOT what I would recommend as a representative for your title. In fact, I'd take the damned thing and burn it.

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