Explode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness of patent illustrations.
I ended up realizing that the current PB site really isn't very nice. So after a bunch of iterations and some very helpful advice from reddit gamedev, this is the new design that should go up sometime next week. I'm also working on a trailer for the house update, a frame of which you can see in the picture. :)