Articles - Murica Eagle

Quit just flappin' your wings, it's time to fly for Freedom! In this "Freedom Simulation" you must guide the majestic bald eagle, John "Freedom America" Smith, through the pillars of injustice and evil oppression. His extreme goal? To spread the joy and freedom of capitalism to all his fellow bird brethren. Help our freedom loving friend fly his way through 1 whole level of Flappy Bird style gameplay (which coincidentally never ends), toward his hypothetical arch-nemesis; Dear Super Evil Dictator Leader! (Which happens to take the form of an unreachable distance), Collect the stars of democracy and release the Wings of Freedom, every 10 stars collected allows Murica Eagle to unleash a can of woopa** on the board. Can you score the most freedom points and inscribe your name in the Hall of Patriots? Impress your friends! Show your patriotic spirit! Wave flags! This game carries with it 50% less advertisements, and 100% more FREEDOM!