If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Simeon is a mutant, who was formed by DS Necromorphs, Nihilanth, L4D special infected and a whole bunch of other aliens from games. He's ******* dickstick and deserves to die in the most horrible ways as possible!
Garrus Vakarian doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the info he wants.
Garrus Vakarian can slam revolving doors.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Garrus Vakarian's computer. Garrus Vakarian is always in control.
Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.
Garrus Vakarian knows the last digit of Pi.
Garrus Vakarian IS the last digit of Pi.
On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.
If you have five credits and Garrus has five credits, Garrus has more money than you.
Why do krogan have 4 testicles? So they'd feel slightly less inferior to Garrus Vakarian.
Grandpa Soldier is a big boss :o
Well he sure ain't small, like Simeon the ******. Also Garrus did ran him over earlier, HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!
Simeon is a mistake of nature :l
Simeon is a mutant, who was formed by DS Necromorphs, Nihilanth, L4D special infected and a whole bunch of other aliens from games. He's ******* dickstick and deserves to die in the most horrible ways as possible!
xD ahahahaha
HUE!
Garrus Vakarian doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the info he wants.
Garrus Vakarian can slam revolving doors.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Garrus Vakarian's computer. Garrus Vakarian is always in control.
Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.
Garrus Vakarian knows the last digit of Pi.
Garrus Vakarian IS the last digit of Pi.
On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.
If you have five credits and Garrus has five credits, Garrus has more money than you.
Why do krogan have 4 testicles? So they'd feel slightly less inferior to Garrus Vakarian.