Douchebag Quest RPG Windows game

You, the player, are given the privilege of playing the most generic and whacky adventures of our hero, Douchebag! I, the narrator, will try my best to bring you the most generic, action packed, heart stopping action that every gamer wants.*

*I do not guarantee any of this.

Info about the game:
Just a small, little silly game I've been working on for a while. Most of the game's design is meant to look cheap and very stupid. Believe it or not, it took me a lot of work to make something so small and so stupid, I had to make sure everything was working as I wanted it to. (A considerable amount wasn't me just punching in random stuff, yet some of it was) Don't expect a masterpiece, don't expect a great, well polished game. This is mostly for silliness and fun.

Warning: Save often, you will most likely take the turn for the worst and will have to start over from the beginning.

Overall tips: Do not spam the enter key in dialogue, it may mean your demise. Don't talk to clowns, don't drink the purple stuff, and do not touch small pentagrams!

Credits:
RPG Maker VX and creators for all the assets included in the game (icons, music, graphics, engine, etc). I only made the story (for what it is) and "level design".

Disclaimer:
I am not liable for loss of brain cells or damages done. Any subtle references to anything else are only that, I do not own the likelihood or any of that stuff for whatever I referenced to.