Hello everyone!
Here's a public service announcement by your local NPC service provider.
Are you worried that the heroes are finally heading to your town? You thought you were too far off of the main storyline for them to find you didn't you? Fear not! We've provided here a list of things to do so that you won't be victimized.
Please take heed, and watch out for those heroes!
Love the concept of not being the hero. Looking forward for more!
"Put your door on the north side" Ohhhh, I can already see this will be a good one.
Quite ironic isn't it. The brave heroes who save the world are always petty thieves as well.