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Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his butt to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.

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John Q Averageman is finished and out on Kongregate! Be sure to play it and rate it so we can pass the Kongregate review process.

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John Q Averageman

The PC Version of John Q Averageman is finally complete and ready to be played at Kongregate.com. John Q Averageman is a puzzle platformer based on a fat man trying to get his beer. Watch the trailer and read the full description below. If you think you have what it takes to lead John to his beer and become average, be sure to check out John Q Averageman today at Kongregate. Also, please rate the game as this will help us pass through Kongregate's review process.

Stay tuned in the next few weeks as John Q Averageman makes his way on to mobile devices!

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The Bomb Shelter Games Team

Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his butt to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.

Puzzle Platforming at its finest
80 playable levels in 8 unique worlds
Endless laughs…mainly out of pity
Eternal Glory


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