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Posted by Not Telling on
So I was thinking about making a company that's worth a few mil, you in?
Despite that ambitious, yet true introduction. I am a realist, you start small, eat more, get fat and laugh, that's how one makes a million dollar company, or rather pound sterling as I'm one of those tea drinkers, (I don't drink tea).
Anyway...I'm about the art and I've seen it take a backseat to make love with a cash-cow that's been clued back together by a blind man on crack.
That said there are some gems out there, but what I'm hoping to eventually formulate is the Philosophers Stone of all games, problem is, I have no resources to make AAA+ games, so for now I'll have to plant some exotic seeds, water them with effort and love to grow a tree that supports my ambition of creating game changing, uh...Games, and I want YOU...no, you, the...yes, the guy behind that...Yes, YOU!
What I'm offering is the chance to take a road, a road that may have pots holes, but pot holes that I can smooth over by stretching my brain, creating some type of bridge thing, ANYWAY...
I'm hoping that our first project will lead to bigger and better things, first of which is foundation of our new shiny company NAMED...[I'm not telling] Apparently though it's quite clever, but until I register it I'm keeping that sexy beast down my mind-pants in order to avoid detection by some ideas sniffer dog.
SO JOIN WITH ME BROTHERS! "and that one girl that does programming," AND REACH FOR THAT PIXELATED STAR IN THE DIGITAL SKY!!! oooh Pixel Star?
Either that or fall flat on my face and start working as a male gigolo. Man...I'd have to start working out, GOD NO!?!
If you're one of those talented types and not some guy in a box, come to the weird coloured side of the force and let's make some games yo.
Even if you don't fancy sticking with me after this first game, tis cool G; on that note...
Here's a little information about our first game, Realistic-Demons!
You need more? Okay, Realistic-Demons...that YOU control...IN HELL!! oooh, scared myself.
Well we're working on the demo, demon, DEMON DEMO!?, HUH!?! demo's are demon's OMG! So if you want to start from scratch with us, phone in now, BUT! with...email. AND you'll have a place at the top of our company, should you wish it, and you know...Are useful and as I said, not some guy in a box.
Use THIS email --->scott.l.le.pla@gmail.com
So now I've got to proof read all that crap, great, I hate reading...
Oh yeah I forgot, I'm missing a level designer so, HURRY THE HELL UP...Thanks.
or LOOK HERE! scott.l.le.pla@gmail.com