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Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his butt to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.

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The iPhone release date for John Q Averageman has finally been set. On November 3rd, you can enjoy everyone's favorite beer drinking fat man on his eternal quest for that sweet sweet alcohol. With 8 unique worlds, 80 playable levels, and tons of laughs, John Q Averageman is a can't miss.

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John Q Averageman
The iPhone release date for John Q Averageman has finally been set. On November 3rd, you can enjoy everyone's favorite beer drinking fat man on his eternal quest for that sweet sweet alcohol. With 8 unique worlds, 80 playable levels, and tons of laughs, John Q Averageman is a can't miss.

Can't wait for the iPhone release? Well then you are in luck. John Q Averageman is currently available for free on Kongregate.com or on your android device via Google Play or the Amazon Market Place. Be sure to rate and review if you play as this helps us craft a better experience for future updates and games.

If you haven't already, watch the trailer below.

We look forward to hearing what you think.

-The Bomb Shelter Games team

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