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japanese level

What's that say? I'm not sure, I don't speak Japanese. But my friend Natsu does and she helped translate our entire game into Japanese! It's amazing what happens when you get to know people of all ethnicities and backgrounds. As a result, our game also has full Russian (Ihor), Spanish (Maicol), German (Ela), and French (Yulia) translations!

spanish vendingmachines

I also had help from random acquaintances with Arabic, Dutch, Thai, Romanian, and who knows what else, it's hard to remember. Arabic was by far the hardest one to support, technically. The whole thing goes backwards and connects like handwriting. Font support in my engine didn't handle it, so I ended up having to use PNG files of each word! Why do I even go to the trouble?? Will anyone who speaks Arabic even know my game exists?

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I just find it charming to see my crazy story told in so many different ways:

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itch.io launch today

Another note, the first episode of Patchman is up on itch.io today, DRM-Free, for Windows, OSX, Linux, and Android! That was a lot of effort to do... *sweat*...

Naturally.itch.io

Check it out IndieDB! It's never too late to stop being Patchman. :)

Patchman vs. Red Circles

Patchman vs. Red Circles

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The first episode of Don't Be Patchman is ready for desktop and mobile!

Don't Be Patchman - Kickstarter Suspense

Don't Be Patchman - Kickstarter Suspense

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Our Kickstarter is a rollercoaster teetering on the edge of a volcano! What is going to happen?

Steam GreenLight is Live

Steam GreenLight is Live

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Featuring a new trailer with 100% freshly-squeezed gameplay footage!

Dastardly Devious Drones!

Dastardly Devious Drones!

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Fast, dangerous machines that give Patchman heaps of anxiety!

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Pancake_Ninja132
Pancake_Ninja132

Must. Track. NOW!

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NaturallyIntelligent Creator
NaturallyIntelligent

Live Playthrough on Twitch.TV - Twitch.tv

We'll be doing a live broadcast on Twitch.TV this Saturday March 14th 7PM GMT! That's in the afternoon for most people in North America (1PM our time).

Our primary goal is to beat Level 5.

Watch Here: Twitch.tv

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Fractalscapes
Fractalscapes

This game is really coming along nicely... looks awesome, and i wish the whole team the very best of luck with it, and any future ventures.

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ezraanderson
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I backed it, this game looks very original, can't wait to play my beta copy :)

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NaturallyIntelligent Creator
NaturallyIntelligent

Thanks! Can't wait to give you your copy!

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ezraanderson
ezraanderson

Looks great

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Guest
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Looks Great :)

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NaturallyIntelligent Creator
NaturallyIntelligent

We have some big announcements this week and next!

Sign up to our low-traffic video game mailing list:
Dontbepatchman.com

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HappyLarry129
HappyLarry129

This looks quite interesting from what I have seen. All the hopes for the best on this game! Tracking.

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